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tagline[i++] = "you could DIE";
tagline[i++] = "not just for trads, not just for girls";
tagline[i++] = "real women wear kneepads";
tagline[i++] = "deploy the alien!";
tagline[i++] = "grape on";
tagline[i++] = "where men are men and Double Cross is scared";
tagline[i++] = "for Real Climbers (TM) only";
tagline[i++] = "we are Softbody of Borg; you <b>will</b> be assimilated";
tagline[i++] = "it's not how far you fall; it's how fast you stop";
tagline[i++] = "climb like a girl; pee like a guy";
tagline[i++] = "the best pro is profanity";
tagline[i++] = "Fuel for Average Climbers";
tagline[i++] = "we have the ball";

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